August 18, 2009

Oh my goodness. Kim Kardashian has dyed her natural black hair to a dark blonde color. If you’ve ever read this blog, you know Kim is one of my favorites. I think I need a little time to digest all of this. What do you think of Kim’s new look? Pics are below.

July 10, 2009

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian in your backyard grilling delicious hamburgers for you in a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot.

May 25, 2009

Oh stop with the football Kim, we all know women can’t play sports.

April 20, 2009

Kim Kardashian posted on her Twitter page, “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!” The 28-year-old reality TV star then continued on her blog, saying…

I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Everyone here is making fun of me! [KimKardashian.com]

Won’t that look great when it peels.

April 18, 2009

The above picture is from Kim Kardashian’s recent photo shoot for Muscle & Fitness magazine. Why don’t they turn a light on? It’s so dark, it’s hard to see, you’d think they were trying to hide someth-…oh. Kim said in a recent blog entry that she is planning on having six-pack abs soon, which may not be as impossible given her recent dedication to fitness.

Alright guys, I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it’s paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way of course. [Kim's blog]

Has Kim discovered a version of Photoshop and airbrushing that works in real life? Time will tell.

April 12, 2009

Kim Kardashian is apparently taking umbrage with Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, according to her blog.

Why is Octomom wearing my Jimmy Choo sunglasses!? I think it’s a little ridiculous that she claims she has no money and is on welfare to take care of her 14 children, yet she is out shopping and buying Jimmy Choo sunglasses!
I guess she’d rather spend her octo-dollars on accessories. Aren’t 14 accessories enough, Octomom?? Am I sensing a shopping addiction here? Khloe and Kourtney can hook you up with someone who can help you battle this! [Source]

If you’re a Knicks fan, congratulations, your team’s just been cursed even more.

March 20, 2009

March 5, 2009

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March 4, 2009

Ah, it’s nice to be back at work here at Hellarious.com. It’s been a while since we last wrote about Kim Kardashian, but it’s nice to see that she’s up to what she does best: Sit around, do nothing, and get paid.

Here is a preview of Kim Kardashian’s 2010 calendar which was shot last weekend.