August 25, 2009

You know, the world is pretty rough on Jessica Simpson. Everyone — and I’m guilty of this too — makes fun of her for things like having no talent, being dropped from her record label, bringing bad luck to the Dallas Cowboys, not being able to do anything right, and so on. But in this post, let’s just take a moment to appreciate something Jessica does do right: Have nice boobs.

April 15, 2009

Good news Cowboys fans: Jessica Simpson is going to have a lot more time on her hands to cheer on Tony Romo!

Have all those forgotten lyrics and hostile crowds finally caught up with Jessica Simpson? A country music gossip site says that rumors are swirling that the pop-star-turned-country-singer has been dropped like a rock by her label, Columbia Nashville. When OK! called Columbia Nashville, the label which released Jess’s country album, a telephone operator told us that Jessica Simpson has now “come off the label.” We’re awaiting further comment. An official spokesperson for the label declined to comment. [OK Magazine]

First she was snubbed by the Country Music Awards, now she’s dropped like a brick by her label. But I guess that’s what happens when you suck at everything.

June 19, 2008

Did Jessica Simpson take a page out of her little sister’s book and get a nose job? Did her crazy father (who is probably in Chris Hansen’s crosshairs) push her to go under the knife? You decide…

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