April 14, 2009

COSMO thinks so. The lamest mag in history recently dubbed Jessica Alba “the hottest mom in Hollywood.” I’m not 100% sure if I agree or not, but she certainly looks hot in these pics she did for the new Campari calendar. What do you think?

October 5, 2008

DeclareYourself.com has a new wierd, kinky ad campaign featuring Jessica Alba in S&M gear, bound in latex wraps, and Christina Aguilera with her lips sewn shut. I’m not sure how this is supposed to get anyone to vote, but it probably will have busloads of people thinking about Jessica Alba in latex strapped to their beds when they pass the billboards.

The new ads are either supposed to mean that if you don’t vote it’s the same as being silenced, or that stupid celebrities should shut up about politics.

October 2, 2008

Only three months after giving birth to baby Honor Marie the actress revealed her sizzling bikini body while vacationing in Mexico. Jessica Alba stuck to a low-fat, low-carb diet as part of Braganza’s “321 Baby Bulge Be Gone” plan and worked out an hour a day, five or six days a week, and stayed on a strict diet of about 1700 calories a day, losing 600 calories because of exercise.

Jessica Alba is back, baby! And officially the MILFiest of all MILFs. These new Jessica Alba bikini pics from her vacation in Cabo San Lucas should prove once and for all that not even an unexpected baby can ruin Jessica Alba’s hotness. In fact, I think it only made her hotter (with the post-pregnancy boobage), and officially the hottest MILF in Hollywood, and possibly the world.

August 5, 2008

Jessica Alba has been looking as good as ever after giving birth to her first child. She’s managed to lose her tummy but keep her huge new boobs, and she did it all without a personal trainer. Gasp! Someone in Hollywood actually working out by themself!

“I do cardio on my own. I’m doing it slow,” Jess tells OK! Magazine. “I lost the tummy just breastfeeding. I wear a band that my girlfriend wore after she gave birth.”

Here are some pics of one of Hollywood’s hottest MILFs hitting up a Pete’s Coffee & Tea in L.A. yesterday wearing a light blue dress.

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July 30, 2008

Jessica Alba was en route to the gym yesterday when the paps snapped these shots of her and her new huge boobs. She was also sporting some serious pokies which means either there was a cool breeze or she was thinking of me.

Jessica and her husband Douche Warren have been trying to keep a low profile since the birth of their first kid, but when you’re one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood and your new boobs are one of the most searched things on Google, good luck with that.

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July 15, 2008

Following in Christina Aguilera’s footsteps, Jessica Alba was out and about in West Hollywood yesterday showing off her huge post-pregnancy boobs. As if she wasn’t genetically gifted enough, now her boobs have grown to epic proportions. Here are some pics of Jessica Alba’s huge boobs from her little shopping trip yesterday courtesy of X17 Online.

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June 9, 2008

People Magazine reports that Jessica Alba gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Honor Marie Warren on July 7. Congrats and all that crap, but on to more serious matters, how long until she gets back into shape like this!?! Here are some of the greatest Jessica Alba bikini pics ever taken!