Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson’s child?

August 31, 2009

This could be a made up story, but it seems impossible to be fake, because there’s no way a human being could do enough acid to come up with this headline and live. Either way, The Sun reports…

ACTOR Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket, it was claimed last night.

The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring – real name Prince Michael II – with an unknown surrogate mum. [TheSun.co.uk]

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised, Macaulay has been donating sperm to MJ for quite some time. I don’t really feel like posting pics of either of these guys so here are some shots of Janet Jackson instead.