November 16, 2008

With all of the lame celebrity drama going on these days, it’s nice to see that Hugh Hefner’s ex girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson have managed to put their differences behind them and stay friends. I always liked how Kendra actually dresses like a normal person when she’s out running errands, and doesn’t put on some wierd outfit that looks like the special kids in art class designed it just so she can get a coffee and check Hellarious.com on her Blackberry. Seeing these two side by side begs the question…

October 17, 2008

Hef’s ex Holly Madison is back on the market. After being Hugh Heffner’s #1 girl for quite some time, Holly isn’t bitter but is instead in search of of bigger, greener wallets.

“I would never try to personally pick Hef’s new girlfriend. I would like him to take his time and actually get to know somebody — which he never does! But as long as he’s having fun, I’m happy for him!”

As retarded as this may sound, The Girls Next Door was probably my favorite of all those crappy celeb reality shows. It cut past all the stupid so-called celebrities acting like they’re above everyone and got right to the point: hot girls. They just wanted to have a good time, show their boobs, and bounce them around everywhere.