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In last month’s violent confrontation [ed note: incident occurred on Feb. 7 but didn't come to light until now] between the ShamWow guy and a South Beach prostitute, there is no doubt which combatant took the worst of the battle . . . Sasha Harris, 26, was left with a pair of black eyes and other injuries after tangling with Vince Shlomi, 44, in a room at the swanky Setai hotel.
As TSG previously reported, Shlomi told cops that he met Harris in a Miami Beach nightclub and later paid her about $1000 for “straight sex.” But when the TV pitchman tried to kiss Harris, she allegedly bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi told cops that he punched Harris several times until she released his bleeding tongue. Shlomi and Harris were both treated at the Mount Sinai Medical Center before being booked for felony aggravated battery (hence the matching hospital smocks). Prosecutors this month declined to pursue formal charges against either brawler. [Source]
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March 6, 2009

Left: Kelly Clarkson with Photoshop | Right: Kelly Clarkson without Photoshop
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March 2, 2009

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February 27, 2009

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Is it a coincidence that The Terminator’s wife has a striking resemblance to the villain in another 80’s action flick he starred in? Let the rumor mill begin running wild…
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August 9, 2008
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