October 5, 2008

DeclareYourself.com has a new wierd, kinky ad campaign featuring Jessica Alba in S&M gear, bound in latex wraps, and Christina Aguilera with her lips sewn shut. I’m not sure how this is supposed to get anyone to vote, but it probably will have busloads of people thinking about Jessica Alba in latex strapped to their beds when they pass the billboards.

The new ads are either supposed to mean that if you don’t vote it’s the same as being silenced, or that stupid celebrities should shut up about politics.

September 8, 2008

Ah, Christina, we missed you. And your huge boobs. Okay, mostly just your huge boobs.

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June 4, 2008

Christina Aguilera recently told The Sun in the UK that she plans on having another child in the near future. This means that her huge half-silicone/half-milk boobs are here to stay. MILF.

“Motherhood comes very naturally to me,” said the busty pop singer. “I think a whole new confidence comes with being a mother. I feel very confident and very sexy as a mother.”

Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com

June 3, 2008

Christina Aguilera was posing for the photogs yesterday sporting some surprisingly horrible makeup for a celeb, but let’s face it, I don’t think anyone was looking at her face.

Photo credit: WENN

May 27, 2008

Here’s Christina Aguilera out and about over the weekend showing off her inability to comfortably fit into a dress. That is going to be one healthy baby. MILF.

Photos: INFdaily.com, SplashNewsOnline

May 26, 2008

New MILF Christina Aguilera popped up on Ellen recently, showing off her two new additions. Ellen had a hard time standing up afterwards and I don’t blame her.