April 13, 2009

Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan not wearing a bra while doing a little shopping in Tampa over the weekend. She looks kind of like Cameron Diaz on steroids. She’s actually only 20 years old believe it or not, and already gets mistaken for her 49-year-old mother Linda Hogan.

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October 1, 2008

“What love life? I’m not gay but I might as well be.” As the questioning veered to her “Brooke Knows Best” co-stars and roommates Glenn and Ashley, she continued, ” “I’m the (woman) of the group. We live a gay lifestyle.” When asked about the current presidential election (a minefield of a question if there ever was one), Brooke said, “I never read tabloids, I never buy books or go on Perez Hilton and I never ever watch the news…All news is bad. You never hear them say, ‘This dog gave birth to six puppies today.’ It’s always negative, like, ‘All these people got killed.’ I stay totally away from it.”

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. She’s huge, acts like a lesbo, calls everyone “brother,” and seems to try her hardest to emulate her father’s old rival Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan with Hulk’s new girlfriend out and about last week. I can only tell Brooke and her daddy’s girlfriend apart because Brooke is like 6′ tall and the other chick has a turtle head. But on a serious note, a lot of people seem to think Hulk has a Brooke-alike girlfriend and Linda has a Nick-alike boyfriend, but it’s probably just because they remind them of younger versions of each other. As weird as the Hogan family is, incest is just too far out there, BROTHER!

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August 25, 2008

Linda Hogan was spotted taking her replacement son boyfriend Charlie Hill to the beach yesterday in Clearwater, Florida. The 50-year-old cougar has been buying gifts and clothes for her 19-year-old boyfriend since they started dating, as well as carte blanche to the Escalade and home that The Hulkster bought her. Her boyfriend may not be underage anymore, but her huge boob implants certainly are. Charlie Hill went to the same high school as her kids, a year ahead of Nick and a year below Brooke.

In these pictures the couple plays around for the camera, pretending to be oblivious to the celebrity gossip photographers around them.

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August 14, 2008

In her latest plea for attention, Brooke Hogan took some fake mugshots and posted them on her myspace page along with the accompanying blog entry.

LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….
It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds?
Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love Always, Brooke

While the mugshots are fake, the cuts and bruises are in fact real. Hulk gave her a piledriver after she wouldn’t let him oil up her ass again.

August 7, 2008

Failed pop singer Brooke Hogan is concerned about the well-being of her little brother Nick. She spoke to People about Nick’s poor fragile broken spirit, which probably isn’t the only thing taking a pounding in there:

“They had broken his spirit,” Brooke Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE. “When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.”

“We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks,” she says. “I can’t just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. … At least he’s not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him.”

“And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him….” Give me a break. She may be the most “normal” one out of the bunch but the jam-packed Hogan Family Ego is still deeply instilled the plastic-chested daughter of the Hulkster.

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July 26, 2008

When she’s not lieing about her father abusing her mother or contemplating offers from Playboy, wannabe pop singer Brooke Hogan can be spotted on random beaches in Florida showing off her new boobs for the paps. Here are some posed pics of Brooke Hogan on the beach in a very revealing swimsuit.

July 7, 2008

Some new Brooke Hogan bikini pictures are featured in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine. Despite the shots being more touched up than Paris Hilton at a night club she is still looking decent for everything going on in her life. Here are the pictures of Linda Hogan ’s daughter in Maxim.

June 17, 2008

Well, the rumors are true, in addition to her outlandish comments about her son’s car accident Linda Hogan is also in fact dating a 19 year old kid who went to school with her two children.

Brooke Hogan on her mother (pictured) dating a 19 year old: “Yes, it’s true. I’m totally freaked out. This is really weird. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it. I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us in school.”

Here are some pictures of the huge-boobed cougar on the beach in Florida

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May 27, 2008

Brooke Hogan was involved in a small car accident on Sunday, and the pics are now online! The wannabe pop singer was driving a brand new white Mercedes her dad bought her and was struck by a 1997 Toyota. The other driver pulled a Nick Hogan and lost control of his vehicle, slamming her new Benz into a concrete wall on Clearwater’s Bayside Bridge. There are no brain-dead U.S. Army veteran passengers to report.

If Hulk is half as smart as his bank account suggests, he’s going to want to keep his less-than-articulate daughter’s lips sealed shut on this one.