Is Brooke Hogan a lesbian?

October 1, 2008

Brooke Hogan & Hulk Hogan's girlfriend

“What love life? I’m not gay but I might as well be.” As the questioning veered to her “Brooke Knows Best” co-stars and roommates Glenn and Ashley, she continued, ” “I’m the (woman) of the group. We live a gay lifestyle.” When asked about the current presidential election (a minefield of a question if there ever was one), Brooke said, “I never read tabloids, I never buy books or go on Perez Hilton and I never ever watch the news…All news is bad. You never hear them say, ‘This dog gave birth to six puppies today.’ It’s always negative, like, ‘All these people got killed.’ I stay totally away from it.”

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. She’s huge, acts like a lesbo, calls everyone “brother,” and seems to try her hardest to emulate her father’s old rival Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan with Hulk’s new girlfriend out and about last week. I can only tell Brooke and her daddy’s girlfriend apart because Brooke is like 6′ tall and the other chick has a turtle head. But on a serious note, a lot of people seem to think Hulk has a Brooke-alike girlfriend and Linda has a Nick-alike boyfriend, but it’s probably just because they remind them of younger versions of each other. As weird as the Hogan family is, incest is just too far out there, BROTHER!

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4 Responses to “Is Brooke Hogan a lesbian?”
  1. Posted by WRESTLESCOOP.COM :: Brooke Hogan/Hulk’s Girlfriend, Triple H, WWE/MLB, More on October 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    […] – Celeb gossip blog Hellarious.com has a piece comparing Brooke Hogan & Hulk’s new girlfriend side-by-side, featuring pictures of the two out and about in public. The author writes “I can only tell Brooke and her daddy’s girlfriend apart because Brooke is like 6′ tall and the other chick has a turtle head.” You can see the pictures at this link. […]



  2. Posted by Matt on October 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Man, if Brooke needs a man, I’m right here. I’m thinking she must be gay. I mean, as hot as she is, and as popular as she is, how can she not find someone? Unless she’s hiding something, I can’t think of a reason.



  3. Posted by Scott at Realepicurean on October 3rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Perhaps she farts.



  4. Posted by Jacob Niles on October 3rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    I’d say she farts. I pee’d into her butt one time, and she farted out pee! it was gross what kind of lesbo freak farts out pee! Frickin lesbian if u ask me! she would only like my ass when we dated, never suck my cock or anything.
    All the best brooke, you lesbo!
    Jacob Niles!



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