Heidi Montag checks out her melons too

August 29, 2008

You are about to feast your eyes on the worst posed paparazzi pics in history. Heidi Montag went to the grocery store and did the old melon pose, which has already been done and done much better. After seeing Traci’s melons, Heidi might want to stick with the apples. For a chick whose entire career is posing for the paps, couldn’t she think of something a little more original? I mean come on, this is your full-time job! Have some pride! Is she seriously reading the ingredients to houseplant stuff?? Gimmie a break… a) Nobody does that. b) You can’t read.

Yeah yeah I know, she’s the famous one, I’m not. But come on!! That move went out in ‘96.

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