July 31, 2008

Remember Kellie Pickler, the hot chick from American Idol and the SuperBowl pre-game show? Probably not, but anyways, she might be in the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

The ‘American Idol’ alum tells OK! magazine that she’d like to compete on a different reality show: the hit ABC series, ‘Dancing with the Stars.‘ According to the magazine, Pickler confided her ambition in former ‘Dancing’ pro — and fellow rising country star — Julianne Hough, telling her, “I thought it would be fun.”

In regards to her dancing ability, Kellie said she can definitely “go to the clubs and shake it.” Which club is this?? Because I need to get my ass over there ASAP.

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July 31, 2008

By popular demand, here are more pictures of busty beauty Faren Williams.

July 30, 2008

Jessica Alba was en route to the gym yesterday when the paps snapped these shots of her and her new huge boobs. She was also sporting some serious pokies which means either there was a cool breeze or she was thinking of me.

Jessica and her husband Douche Warren have been trying to keep a low profile since the birth of their first kid, but when you’re one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood and your new boobs are one of the most searched things on Google, good luck with that.

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July 30, 2008

What made this dude turn his head at Shauna Sand?

a) The shock of seeing that every inch of her haggard orange body has been nipped, tucked, stretched, and stitched and looks like Jenna Jameson and George Hamilton had a half-retarded bastard child.

b) He’d hit it.

You decide…

July 30, 2008

I know, I know, two reality show ho’ entries in a row. Baywatch alum and VH1 Surreal Life winner Traci Bingham was at a grocery store in L.A. checking out some melons and squeezing a sausage after the casting for a new reality show she is pitching.

Nobody seems to know a damn thing about this supposed reality show she’s doing, which is probably a pretty good indicator of what to expect.

I actually also pitched a reality-style deal to Traci, involving her melons and my sausage, but have yet to hear back.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

July 29, 2008

Tonight’s Might Snack is Audrina Patridge. The Hills star and her big boobs were at the DKNY Beach House yesterday in a tight little bikini that didn’t leave much to the imagination.

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July 29, 2008

I’m going to guess she usually has hot lesbian 3-ways with her girlfriends, but took this weekend off for a little vacation in Italy. Rosario Dawson, wearing a tight swimsuit, was spotted on the beach in Italy last weekend showering herself off after a dip in the water.

That kid beside her sure got an eye-full. If I would have stared like that I’d still be wiping the mace out of my eyes.

The Sin City actress recently finished up doing voice work for Rob Zombie’s upcoming animated flick The Haunted World of El Superbeasto set for release sometime this year.

July 28, 2008

Here’s Kim Kardashian at the 40th birthday of McDonald’s Big Mac showing off her huge boobs in a crazy outfit.

Kim showed up in a bikini top, and over-all shorts, which I’m sure is the image McDonald’s really wants to project (ie: total skankiness). Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” policy at McDonald’s? Whatever, she could still get my Big Mac.

You know you’re famous when you go to a birthday party for a hamburger.

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July 28, 2008

Linda Hogan says 19-year-old boyfriend is “The best sex I’ve ever had!”

“Linda met Charlie through her son Nick,” An insider told The Enquirer. “I wouldn’t be surprised if she does offer to pay for Charlie’s college - she’s been his sugar momma. She bought Charlie a surfboard and a tattoo - and takes him out to fancy dinners. She even set up a modeling gig for him.”

“Linda has been on the outs with Brooke because she refuses to break things off with Charlie.” Revealed the source. “She even says Charlie is the best sex she’s ever had.”

Linda Hogan apparently visits Charlie at work every day and has given him full access to “her” Clearwater beach house and Cadillac Escalade. Charlie better be careful with Hulk’s stuff, he may be old but he’s still pretty huge. If this kid wants to make it to 21 he might want to learn how to defend a flying leg-drop.

The 47-year-old cougar apparently hosted a party for Charlie on May 24th so she could meet his friends, who ended up stealing a bunch of pictures and valuables. The Enquirer reports that Charlie has been heard bragging to his friends about how he’s taking her for every penny he can get… what a shocker.