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Here are some blatantly staged but hot pics of Heidi Montag hitting the beach yesterday courtesy of PacificCoastNews. Heidi enjoyed the beautiful weather and showed off her ‘hills’, which IMO are superior to Audrina Patridge’s. I’ve never actually watched The Hills or Laguna Beach, because, you know, I’m not a 14 year old girl, but Heidi Montag always struck me as a mean-ass cold-hearted bitch. And I kinda like it.
Hollywood Hint: Hey Heidi, if you don’t want it to be painfully obvious you’re posing for the paparazzi, try not changing outfits halfway through your shoot.
Category: Heidi Montag