May 30, 2008

Latin beauty Sofia Vergara is featured in the July 2008 issue of MAXIM Magazine showing off her voluptuous body in little more than a g-string and a bra. I’ve probably fantasized more about Sofia Vergara than any other celeb in the last year. This Colombian bombshell has got it goin’ on! By the way, she’s a MILF.

May 29, 2008

It’s official: Mega-hottie Megan Fox will be returning for the sequel to last Summer’s mega-hit. One of the highlights of seeing Transformers in theaters was seeing Megan Fox’s bangin’ body on the big screen and I look forward to seeing it again in 2009 when Transformers 2 arrives in theaters. Also returning will be Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson and others. But enough about them, time for some pics to hold us over! Here’s Megan flipping off some paps at the Vancouver airport.

Photos: Flynet

May 29, 2008

Here are some blatantly staged but hot pics of Heidi Montag hitting the beach yesterday courtesy of PacificCoastNews. Heidi enjoyed the beautiful weather and showed off her ‘hills’, which IMO are superior to Audrina Patridge’s. I’ve never actually watched The Hills or Laguna Beach, because, you know, I’m not a 14 year old girl, but Heidi Montag always struck me as a mean-ass cold-hearted bitch. And I kinda like it.

Hollywood Hint: Hey Heidi, if you don’t want it to be painfully obvious you’re posing for the paparazzi, try not changing outfits halfway through your shoot.

May 29, 2008

Audrina Patridge was out and about yesterday evening doing what she does best — nothing. All I know about Audrina is she is a decent looking chick with a nice body and decent fake boobs, and her talk show appearances are painfully embarassing to watch. Hopefully she drops a sex tape or something soon, but my money is on Heidi Montag beating her to the punch.

Photos: INFdaily.com, Wenn, Bauer-Griffin

May 28, 2008

Apparently the attention you get from being Hannah Montana isn’t enough, because Miley Cirus is still trying to be “sexy” for her digital camera. Here are some new pics of Miley back to her naughty tricks posing for some self-taken pictures.

May 28, 2008

Kim Kardashian was spotted out and about letting the photogs know that she’s training to get back into shape and ‘battle the bulge’. Somewhere in the world right now, Sir Mix-A-Lot is crying himself to sleep.

May 27, 2008

Brooke Hogan was involved in a small car accident on Sunday, and the pics are now online! The wannabe pop singer was driving a brand new white Mercedes her dad bought her and was struck by a 1997 Toyota. The other driver pulled a Nick Hogan and lost control of his vehicle, slamming her new Benz into a concrete wall on Clearwater’s Bayside Bridge. There are no brain-dead U.S. Army veteran passengers to report.

If Hulk is half as smart as his bank account suggests, he’s going to want to keep his less-than-articulate daughter’s lips sealed shut on this one.

May 27, 2008

I know, I know, two Scary Spice posts in a row. But say hello to the new model for Ultimo Lingere. Melanie Brown has no problem showing off her not-so-scary body after having her first child.

May 27, 2008

Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) was at the beach in a bikini on Memorial Day enjoying the weather and looking for some attention from the paps. The fact that her husband was hovering around like a vulture didn’t allow for many photo ops but here are some that made the cut.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline