December 12, 2008

Kim Kardashian booty compilation pt 1

December 4, 2008

It’s strange to see wrestling chick Trish Stratus looking like a normal person, she’s not flexing or ripping some girls thong off for a change. She actually looks pretty f@#king hot if you ask me. I’d like to take her to dinner and a movie and then later after a few drinks she could clothesline me for a few hours. I heard she is hosting a travel show airing in Canada right now and it will be coming down to the U.S. soon enough. Will she cross over to Hollywood like Stacy Keibler?

November 22, 2008

November 21, 2008

To all Hellarious readers located in Los Angeles: Lock your doors. Two of Hollywood’s most STD riddled celebrities are on the loose. [Insert “on the loose”/Paris Hilton pun here]. If you thought Paris Hilton was a slut before, you haven’t seen anything yet…

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s romance is over. The pair split a few days ago after more than nine months of dating, a source close to Hilton tells PEOPLE.

“She is saddened by the breakup but they’re just too different and they wanted different things in life,” says a source close to Hilton. “He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break.”

Reps for both Hilton and Madden could not be reached for comment. [People.com]

Seriously, do “reps” really need to be “contacted” over someone breaking up? Gimmie a break, People.

November 20, 2008

I couldn’t resist..

November 19, 2008

Former WWE wrestling diva turned actress Stacy Keibler has always been popular, and it’s pretty easy to see why in these new Stacy Keibler bikini pictures. While most of the country is freezing their asses off, Stacy was spotted out in Miami Beach showing off her body in a tight little bikini.

November 18, 2008

It looks like Kim Kardashian’s health kick is starting to pay off. Although it took almost a year of trying to eat healthy and work out, Kim is looking better than ever.

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” the 27-year-old model tells Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ it gets a little offensive.”

How does a chick that almost has abs still have a fatter ass than J-Lo? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised seeing as there isn’t much that makes sense about Kim Kardashian. After all, she looked like this at 14 years old.

Higher-quality pics of Kim’s day at the beach here.

November 18, 2008

November 16, 2008

Nude photos of Disney star Adrienne Bailon, most famous to us adults as the girlfriend of Kim Kardashian’s brother, were recently stolen off her laptop and somehow found their way online. The 25-year-old is known to younger audiences as one of the singers from Disney’s all-girl musical group The Cheetah Girls. It’s as though Disney is forever doomed to hire chicks who ate way too much estrogen-packed poultry when they were little, creating generation after generation of naughty girls.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, having nude photos or a sex tape does not make you a slut. Keeping them in a place were others might have access to them does, however, make you a complete dumbass.