June 6, 2009

Here’s Denise Richards in New York City where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I’m pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole big enough to land helicopters on. In fact, here comes a news chopper now. Dammit, Denise…

June 4, 2009

After tons of rumors, Megan Fox has turned down the role of Wonder Woman because she thinks she is “lame.”

Wonder Woman is a lame superhero,” says Fox. “She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don’t get it. Somebody has a big challenge on their hands whoever takes that role but I don’t want to do it.” [Times Online]

June 1, 2009

Here’s one of my favorites, WWE’s Torrie Wilson promoting some energy drink in a new photo shoot. Torrie is also the star and only reason to watch NBC’s new show “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” which premiers tonight. Heidi Montag is also on the show, and she is about to get shown up by Torrie who is over 10 years older but over 10 times hotter. Torrie is what Heidi has spent hundreds of thousands on plastic surgery to try and look like, but still can’t quite pull it off, because she can’t do anything right.

June 1, 2009

Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown hosted the ‘Hot Bodies’ event at Tao Beach in Las Vegas and showed off her new abs. You can see pics of what she used to look like just before her current look here.

May 25, 2009

Oh stop with the football Kim, we all know women can’t play sports.

April 22, 2009

Former wrasslin’ divas Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson were spotted out in downtown L.A. over the weekend both looking just as good as they did 10 years ago when they first graced our TV screens on TNT’s Monday Nitro. After Ted Turner’s wrestling show got canceled they went to Vince McMahon’s traveling freak show then retired to pursue acting. Neither of them have had particularly successful careers in Hollywood thus far, but oh well, they’re still hot. It’s cool to see that these two hang still hang out together after first moving to L.A. together as roommates in the late 90’s, and seeing these two side-by-side again ten years later begs the question…

April 20, 2009

Kim Kardashian posted on her Twitter page, “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!” The 28-year-old reality TV star then continued on her blog, saying…

I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Everyone here is making fun of me! [KimKardashian.com]

Won’t that look great when it peels.

April 20, 2009

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April 18, 2009

The above picture is from Kim Kardashian’s recent photo shoot for Muscle & Fitness magazine. Why don’t they turn a light on? It’s so dark, it’s hard to see, you’d think they were trying to hide someth-…oh. Kim said in a recent blog entry that she is planning on having six-pack abs soon, which may not be as impossible given her recent dedication to fitness.

Alright guys, I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it’s paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way of course. [Kim’s blog]

Has Kim discovered a version of Photoshop and airbrushing that works in real life? Time will tell.